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Submitted by breathedownthebow.
[#127. Asexuals do not consummate their marriages with their spouses. They consume their spouses.]
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I won't let your prayers end in despair. None of you have to hate anyone, or curse anyone. I'll bear the full, dreadful weight of all your karmic destinies. So please, believe in yourselves until the very end!
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
(via brynalyn)
“legally blonde? you mean that movie about the dumb girl?”
that dumb girl
who studies really hard
and gets into harvard law school
and does really well in all of her classes
and gets a coveted internship
and impresses the toughest professor
and graduates top of her class
all while struggling against prejudice and preconceived notions about her intelligence and abilities
yeah
that dumb girl
the legally blonde fandom will not tolerate your bullshit master wayne
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Would you hire me?
I’d hire me.
I’d hire me so hard
You’re so cute with your little tie. What a cutie patootie everyone.