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nunia:

In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. (x)

These are hilarious.

I saved the gif of him Hodoring.

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charamei:

‘Asexual characters are boring’ is writer code for ‘I am too lazy and unimaginative to come up with character conflicts that don’t revolve around sex.’

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asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by breathedownthebow.
[#127. Asexuals do not consummate their marriages with their spouses. They consume their spouses.]

asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by breathedownthebow.

[#127. Asexuals do not consummate their marriages with their spouses. They consume their spouses.]

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I won't let your prayers end in despair. None of you have to hate anyone, or curse anyone. I'll bear the full, dreadful weight of all your karmic destinies. So please, believe in yourselves until the very end!

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

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smilingemoticon:

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yes this is exactly what i needed on my dashboard

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draiman11:

catrente:

i FUCKING QUIT THIS FANDOM

Attack on Titan, by 4kids

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lokimenow:

r3nly:

“legally blonde? you mean that movie about the dumb girl?”

that dumb girl

who studies really hard

and gets into harvard law school

and does really well in all of her classes

and gets a coveted internship

and impresses the toughest professor

and graduates top of her class

all while struggling against prejudice and preconceived notions about her intelligence and abilities

yeah

that dumb girl

the legally blonde fandom will not tolerate your bullshit master wayne

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ronaldreaganisdead:

rocks dont move and they are happy

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*4
laveenstuck:

Would you hire me?
I’d hire me.
 I’d hire me so hard

You’re so cute with your little tie. What a cutie patootie everyone. 

laveenstuck:

Would you hire me?

I’d hire me.

 I’d hire me so hard

You’re so cute with your little tie. What a cutie patootie everyone. 

*4

youre never alone when you have weed :’)

anndeadx:

Now my hands are sticky :( but I luff you uke

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